Ian

SPECIAL STAFF
Ian	Access: None Additional Access: Whatever access your master gives you Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

• Head:
  • Security Helmet (the ones they spawn with)
  • Sunglasses
  • Blindfold
  • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with + collectable version)
  • HoP's Hat + Collectable
  • Top Hat
  • Kitty Ears + Collectable
  • Clown mask (honk)
  • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
  • Detective's Hat
  • Sombrero (classic only)
  • Nurse Hat (put behind medbay front desk, with a station bounced radio tuned to medical, to have a functional corgi receptionist)
    • Given medbay's close proximity to the kitchen on several maps, this may not be the best idea
  • Berets (minus Sec, HoS, Highlander, French beret)
  • Pirate Hats + Collectable
  • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
  • Santa Hat and Santa's hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
  • Rabbit Ears + Collectable
  • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
  • Chef's Hat (Bone appetite!) + Collectable
  • Some Hard Hats: white CE, yellow engineer, Collectable
  • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
  • Warden's Police Hat / Collectable Police Officer's hat
  • A sheet of paper / Collectable Paper hat / Festive paper hat
  • Cargo baseball cap
  • Cardborg Helmet
  • Novelty Reindeer Hat (admin spawn)
  • Cakehat
  • Scarfs
  • Carved Pumpkin / Blumpkin (lit and unlit)
• Back:
  • Some Armor Vests: Secoff, Marines, Infiltrator, Cuirass
  • Station Bounced Radio (annoy the shit out of get d'awws out of the crew by broadcasting everything ian barks over common)
  • Blue Oxygen Tank (The big ones)
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
  • Corgi Costume
  • Antag Uplink

Things Ian can do!

Ian can now be given commands! To make Ian your best friend just pet him a lot, in the future to will be changed to feeding and playing but for now just petting. After a set amount of petting you can give Ian various commands, commands include:

• Fetch: Ian fetches an object after the player gives this command and points to a object
• Sic: Ian will attack whatever you pointed to to attack, though having a Welsh Corgi sicced on you isn't as bad as some would think, the little bugger can do some damage!
• heel: Ian will stay in place on your command, good for restricting movement in a bad situation.

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the Chef and murdered by assistants.